Screw this. I give up. There are no rubber naked mole rats to be found anywhere.
I think Kristy should get the tote bag, though, for her excellent support, effort, and kick-ass link from yesterday. She's an archivist, so maybe she can carry, like, archives and stuff in it.
While I'm busy sulking, check out the naked mole rat cam at the National Zoo.
Yeah, you go on. Enjoy yourself. Don't mind me. No, really, I'll be fine.
I'll be just fine.