Look at all the great stuff that was waiting for me when I got home from work today:
1. The bras I ordered last weekend.
2. A postcard from an ex-boyfriend describing a drunk guy pissing himself on the subway.
3. The buttons my roommate ordered to share with everybody.
4. And the real prize, a plush naked mole rat from my friend Cathy.
Thanks to Kohl's, Brandon, Roone, and Cat for the best mail day ever.